MISS THE EARTH, MISS MY WINE (OG's) Color:MISS THE EARTH, MISS MY WINE To shield Falkor’s bloodshot eyes

To shield Falkor’s bloodshot eyes from that little cry baby Bastian

upon sighting your chic

flower-enveloped shades with burnt orange lens will keep you looking fresh whether you are rocking those pearly whites or not

Maybe not the best show for your gym sessions but these orange on orange sunglasses will brighten your treadmill prison sentence

MISS THE EARTH, MISS MY WINE (OG's) Color:MISS THE EARTH, MISS MY WINE To shield Falkor’s bloodshot eyesI DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME These red arm, red lensed space shades will be the envy of every martian on Mars, and they will definitely have you missing your bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Luckily, youre still on earth and Trader Joes is probably around the corner. So, rover on over to your local wine shop, pick up a bottle (or two) and count your lucky stars you dont wake up with a hangover tomorrow (spoiler: you will). NO SLIP. NO